Journey to the end... Destinations are few...

Amazing Conversation!!! Just wanted to share!!


Wo jaari rahi thi, hajaron mil door, humesha k liye.
Mujhe ussay dekhna he thaa.. Ek aakhri baar..
Jaane se pahele ek baar milna.. kyun jarury hota hai?
Aisa Kyun Hota hai?

Jay:- Hey Meera!
Meera:- You know what iske baad humein international rate pe baat karni hogi, toh board karne tak hum log saste mein chat karte hain
Jay:- Smart!
Meera:- Toh kahan pahunche tum?
Jay:- Parking lot tak jaraha hun, just leaving now
Meera:- Aacha suno IMPORTANT, wo tumhara laal joota jisko tum bahut hep n stylish samajhte ho, sab log uska majak udaate hai.. Fek dena usko.
Jay:- WHAT?
Meera:- Aur moonche kabhie mat rakhna, shady lagte ho… samjhe?? Like a pimp!!
Jay:- Tumhara dimaag thik hai? Bahut cool lagta hun main moonchon mein!! No?? Pimp??
Meera:- Jab tak main tumhari GF thi, ye sab khul k nahi bol sakti thi, ab keh sakti hun!!
Jay:- Break ka pahela fayda… Aur Batao!!
Meera:- Aur humesha yaad rakhna.. Jab tum koshish nahi karte ho na toh jyada hot lagte ho, main aise he fansi thi. Jab tum try karte ho na Idiot lagte ho!
Jay:- Hey Thanks! Ab mujhe ye samajh nahi aaraha hai ye funda use kaise karun, kaise na try karun kisi k liye, na try kaise kiya jaata hai?
Meera:- Cover karke chalo yaar, Chupa Ke! Tumko kabhie pata chala tha main bhie try kar rahi thi, tumhare liye!!
Jay:- You know what I hate that, tum sab kuch chupa k rakhti ho.. dusra aadmi insecure feel karta hai
Meera:- I know koshish karungi badalne ki, Ok?
Jay:- Jab tum baat karti ho bahut jyada direct hojaati ho, bahut log handle nahi kar paate, aur tumhara music yaar, saddi hui choice hai tumhari, nafrat hai mujhe tumhare Ipod k har ek gaane se!
Meera:- Really? Mujhe nahi pata tha, aur tumhe bhie toh nahi pata tha, mujhe nafrat hai tumhari sister se
Jay:- Neha?? That’s funny!!
Meera:- All the time… yak yak yak yak!! Aur tum bahut jyada mirror mein dekhte ho apne aap ko, girls bilkul pasand nahi karti, mat kiya karo, saara chance kharab hojayega!!
Air-hostess:- Ma’am may I request you to switch off the phone.
Jay:- Aur Tum nose ring kabhie mat pahenana, aur kabhie anjaan logon k saath drink mat karna Meera!!! Maine tumhara itna fayda uthaya hai na Jaaneman!!
Meera:- Smarty!! Mujhe humesha pata hota tha ki tum kya kar rahe ho!! Samjhe!! Mostly mujhe jyada chadi bhie nahi hoti thi, bus acting kar rahi hoti thi, ki kuch toh karoo yaar!!
Jay:- Ha ha ha haha!!! Kya?? Toh bol deti yaar main mana thodi karta!
Meera:- Aur pata hai maine kya fayda uthaya hai? Aaj admit kar rahi hun, tumhari guilt ka!! Itni jaldi apni galti mat maana karo.. Avoid sorry!!
Jay:- And you avoid purple, avoid green, avoid brown, actually green thik hai par kuch shades mein!
Air-hostess:- Ma’am please switch off
Meera:- Tumhare room k posters, tumhare blue sunglasses.. faaltu!! Throw!
Jay:- Jara sambhal k smile karna! Mard mein bahut dard paida kar deti hai tumhari smile!!

(And it continues... for days)
Meera:- Phir toh mujhe Vikram joshi pe smile karna chaheye, Delhi ka restoration project head kar raha hai, kal meeting hai, I hope kisi tarah uske group mein ghus jaun!
Jay:- Ghus jaogi Meera, tumhe koi nahi rok sakta, bahut jyada smart ho, aur halat se samjhauta karne k liye kitni taiyaar ho tum!
Meera:- Meri college gang mein se kayi saari wapas mil gayi, jaise Kashish, meri ex-room mate tumhe aachi lagegi, tumhare type ki hai.
Jay:- Meri type kya hai? Mujhe lagta tha tum ho meri type!!
Meera:- TOH JAY MAIN JAA CHUKI HUN TUMHARE ANDAR SE???
Jay:- Pata hai? mujhe aisa lagta tha, magar uss din CD store mein ek ladki thi, mere type ki, patta bhie de rahi thi, main try nahi kar raha tha na,
Meera:- Hehehe
Jay:- Main pass gaya toh usne smile ki, maine bhie smile kiya, magar phir main mud k bahar chala gaya, tumhari wajah se Meera!!
Meera:- Collin!! Big crush on you.
Jay:- Serious? Mujhe lagta tha majak hai…!
Meera:- Try karo, khudka bhie bhala hojaega, mujhse bhie peecha chutega tumhara!
Jay:- AUR TUMHARI KYA STORY HAI? MAIN OUT HOCHUKA HUN? YA ABTAK CREASE PAR HUN?
Meera:- Jay mujhe tumse ek baat karni thi, ye jo mera boss hai na Vikram, London mein iske papers padti thi main, saari duniya mein art restoration kiya hai isne.. Offcourse!! Raadhika aur Jiju samajhte hai ki issay bada koi cool cat hai he nahi is duniya mein! Ab ye jo Vikram hai.. mujhse keh raha tha.. main uske saath.. u know!! Dinner n all!!!
Jay:- Ek second Meera Koi Knock kar raha hai.. hold on please!
Jay:- Hmmm sorry!!! kya keh rahi tum? Hmm hm ok!
Meera:- Dekho banda aacha hai, wo problem nahi hai!!
Jay:- So.. dekh lo.. chali jao.. dinner pe..
Meera:- Jana Chaheye?
Jay:- Kyun nahi!!
Meera:- Waise bhie din bhar uske saath he rehti hun!!
Jay:- Toh saath mein dinner kar liya toh kaun si badi baat hai
Meera:- Baat hai ki.. mujhe lagta hai ki main ussay aachi lagti hun
Jay:- Mujhe lagta hai wo bhie tumhe aacha lagta hai
Meera:- Lekin Uss tarah se nahi
Jay:- Uss tarah se bhie lagega shayad.. agar chance do toh
Meera:- Actually problem ye hai ke hum saath kaam karte hain, kuch gadbad hogayi toh mess hojayega na!!
Jay:- Wow!! Meera mere time pe bhie itna socha tha kya?
Meera:- Sochna chaheye thaa
Jay:- Phir bhie is mess se toh nikal gayi.. ussay bhie nikal jaogi
Meera:- Hehehe.. toh tum kehte ho ki try karna chaheye???
Jay:- 100%
Meera:- Thik hai ..Lekin tum mujhe guide karoge..ye kaam sirf tum kar sakte ho
Jay:- Hmm.. Ok
Meera:- Jo galtiyan tumhare saath ki hain wo dubara nahi karna chahti
Jay:- Hmm.. Ok thik hai.. bubye
Meera:- Bye